Ghetto gardening

I am trying super super hard to get this lot not ghetto. It's hard when the humidity sucks the life out of you though. Ten minutes outside yesterday and I got dizzy. I planted some crops a few days ago and guess what! They sprouted! Thank god! I was worried because animals of all sorts have been trying to sabotage. And I am not lying when I tell you I saw a pack of pit bulls trample the beds. I need a fence badly. I've been scavenging wood for a while now and maybe have enough to make an entrance of some sort. I think I want to hang a sign of somekind too, saying something cute like, 'beautification in progress.' we'll see what I come up with. Any ideas??? Let me know!!